What is in your products? Why the hell should I buy your ****?
We shed blood, sweat & tears to personally craft everything for you. WE do it, the members of the band - (mostly Maria our bassist), and everything is a work of art - from your handsome SBGC bracelet to the CD's we've spent months recording. We could use the money, because at this point we are wholly self-sponsored, and you can sure use some great new music in your stereo and some bling on your wrist.
Buy some shit for your friends, too - they'll be jealous! The stuff's so cheap anyways, cause all our friends are poor, and we'll cut you a shipping break and maybe more if you buy in bulk.
Thanks for looking!